"I have absolutely nothing to say to you." --Peggy S. C. RN

"i just want to say that i am very satisfied with your delivery. i really got nothing. thanx for nothing. " --FireSe7en

"Thank you so much for nothing. I thought I would buy something for my friend but having gone to your site, I realize that nothing is better than something. After all, everyone has SOMETHING. How many people can honestly say they have NOTHING?" --Judy

"I was just wandering around on the net, and found nothing, I was wandering if nothing is really something?
Either way its cool." --Roman

"I found nothing to be very informative.  I thought you might like to know that when people ask me what do I do for a living my reply is NOTHING!  And without hesitation they always say “Come on, really now?”  I then tell them it is true. I get paid to do nothing. In fact there is so much nothing to do that it consumes my entire day doing it there are some days that I do not finish doing nothing.  I am seriously considering hiring someone to help me with doing nothing but the pay is not so great for them. It is exactly nothing." --D. C.

"We were using a search engine and my wife was getting tired of the computer stuff. I asked her what she wanted to look for next, she said nothing, so I found nothing. I think I want a t-shirt that says nothing, but first I'm going to wear nothing and see if anyone (or no one) notices." --Scott D.

“I guess nothing comes easy to me.” -Xymyl

"Nothing is bigger than cyberspace, the Internet, and the NFL site on the world wide web." -Microsoft

"Thanks for nothing! Later," --T. M.

"                                     "--Carla L.

"Thought you might be interested in putting this on your web page.. which, by the way, kicks all ass.

"What's greater than God, more evil than the devil, the rich need it, the poor have it, and if you eat it, you die?"

the answer........ "nothing." :)

... I love the web site ... it cracks me up, I've been telling everyone to go there. they all think its hilarious. lemme know... thanks." --NYRanger

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